Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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