Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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