we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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