Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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