At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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