summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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