Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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