Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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