: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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