its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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