One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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