How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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