Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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