Just fell off a train. Bad.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
All I want is dick and wine.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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