At least make sure they are 18
Why
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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