If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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