Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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