His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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