And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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