Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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