you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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