Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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