Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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