problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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