You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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