If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
