Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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