fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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