I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
