i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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