I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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