i permit you to call me
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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