sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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