it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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