Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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