i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize