everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
im calling her cock vulture from now on
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I lost the right to judge tonight
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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