Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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