Just cropdusted the office
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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