is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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