summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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