I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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