I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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