I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Still dying that you shit outside
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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