I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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