Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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