**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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