Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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