how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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