I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Randomize
